Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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