And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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