Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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