I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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