He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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