HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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