are you still at the devil's house?
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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