oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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