So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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