jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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