I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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