Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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