I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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