i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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