he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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