You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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