video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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