sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
