dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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