There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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