Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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