oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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