if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
sick fucks of a feather flock together
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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