I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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