Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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