She is in my trunk
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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