He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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