i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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