Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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