That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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