My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Dick very happy bro
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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