is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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