That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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