I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
