I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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