This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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