What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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