How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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