Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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