Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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