come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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