would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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