there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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