you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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