I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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