Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
