she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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