Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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