So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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