He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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