It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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