Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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