just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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