Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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