is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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